NBA Predictions

A little late:

Play Off Seeding
The West:
1. Lakers
2. Hornets
3. Jazz

4. Rockets
5. Spurs
6. Trailblazers
7. Nuggets
8. Suns

The East:
1. Celtics
2. Magic
3. Pistons

4. Cavs
5. Hawks
6. Bulls
7. Heat
8. Nets

Round 1:
Lakers over Suns: Shaq whines "K-O-B-E. I love you!"
Hornets over Nuggets: Melo gets arrested for DUI the night before the playoffs. Oh wait, that was last year.
Trailblazers over Jazz: Who says, "Big Men don't sale?"
Spurs over Rockets: The Spurs won't go away, and Artest wins Man of the Year award

Celtics over Nets: Nets can't wait for LeBron 2010
Heat over Magic: D-Wade starts a magical playoff run
Cavs over Pistons: Skeletor can't guard LeBron
Bulls over Hawks: Da Bulls!

Round 2:
The Bumble Bees over Spurs: CP is the man
Jailblazers over Lakers: Oden fresh off the DL out plays the ugly white foreign guy in the middle
Celtics over Bulls: Who misses James Posey?
Heat over Cavs: D-Wade out does LeBron

Conf. Finals:
Bumble Bees over Jailblazers: Posey knockin' down 3's
Heat over Celtics: Celtics miss Posey's 3's

Finals:
Heat over Bumble Bees: D-Wade caps off MVP year