Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The Hampton-Neagle Era

Money Not Well Spent

In the history of bad Colorado sports contracts, the Colorado Rockies had a contribution or two of their own. If there were any one pair of signings that Dealin’ Dan takes the most heat for in his legacy as Rox GM…it would have to be the dual signing of Mike Hampton and Denny Neagle and their HUGE contracts. Those two player contracts mark the “bad legacy” for Dealin’ Dan. The signing of these two players has also left a bad taste in the mouth of many Rox fans.

In December of 2000, Dealin’ Dan opened the Rox checkbook and brought in two free agent pitchers from other clubs for lucrative amounts of cash. Neagle was the first to ink a deal with the Rockies on December 4, 2000. Neagle was lured into hitter’s friendly Coors Field for a whopping $51 million deal over 5 years. Even at the time many fans and experts scratched their heads with the signing.

Neagle was a coveted left-handed pitcher, but he wasn’t the typical pitcher envisioned to have success at Coors Field. Neagle did not have over-powering stuff, and was a fly ball pitcher in a park that allowed the ball to carry further than any other parks.

As a fan, I was left with the weird expression of “huh?”on my face. I didn’t agree with Dealin’ Dan’s signing, but I was glad that he was being aggressive in making the team competitive. I personally thought Neagle was washed up. Oh well.

I knew that the Rox organization had money, and now someone was willing to spend some to upgrade the team on the field and hopefully make it competitive for the next couple years. I didn’t agree with the signing because we paid wayyy too much, but I was happy to see a positive direction from our new GM.

While fans around the front range of the Rockies were digesting the signing of Neagle, Dealin’ Dan struck another expensive deal with another left-handed pitcher. Hampton signed with the Rockies on December 12, 2000 for a deal reportedly worth $121million over 8 years. It was the largest contract to date for a baseball player.

I thought that $51 million deal was tough to swallow, but $121 million. Holy Crap. This deal better be worth it. Hampton was a successful pitcher coming off a couple of good years and a CY Young Award. He was another one of those “groundball pitchers” with a good hook (curveball…or hanging curveball in Coors Field history) that the Rockies have tried to make work in the past few years.

As I said before, I was glad to see the opening of the checkbook, but I even knew that Hampton’s contract was too steep for its own good. I admit I was really skeptical about Hampton ability to pitch in Coors Field. My theory at the time was to invest in:

A.) A lot of hitters and just pound the crap out of the ball and win 15-8

or

B.) Invest in a pitcher who could really bring the “heat”. None of this breaking ball B.S. Strike em’ out or hit em’ out!

That’s my philosophy when it comes to succeeding in Coors Field. But then again, I'm not a GM of a baseball team. Too bad because those would be some fun games to watch!

At the time I had a bad feeling about the two deals. I would have rather spent money on sluggers than those two high profile (and high priced) pitchers. As I said, I love to see my team make a play at winning, but…really…is $121 million ($172 million) worth it? Unfortunately Rockie fans and I was about to find out.

Hampton’s Playing Days

Let’s start on a positive note, Hampton did win two National League Awards in the two seasons at Coors. Unfortunately they were awards for hitting and not pitching. Yes, the Rox brought in Hampton to fire strikes and win games as a southpaw, but the only real success Hampton showed the Rox was his ability to hit the ball.

Hampton won two N.L. Silver Slugger Awards (at the pitcher’s spot) by demonstrating that he could hit the ball better than any other pitcher. Hampton ended up hitting .315 with 10 HR’s and 21 RBI’s in his two years with the Rox. Don’t get me wrong, it’s truly a great honor for a pitcher to win that award. I would have rather had Hampton have more success throwing the ball than hitting it.

For every HR he would give up, Hampton would hit one himself. The only problem was that he gave them up quicker than he could hit them (31 vs. 7). Hampton ended up hitting 7 HR’s in 2000 and 3 HR’s in 2001. That’s pretty damn good for a pitcher. In the modern day era of baseball, he holds the record for HR’s by a pitcher in a year with 7.

The only problem is that the Rox weren’t paying him $121 million to hit an average of five HR’s a year. Deep down it is a little funny. My philosophy was to pay money to hitters to out-slug the competition. The Rox ended up paying for a slugger…to hit every five days…maybe once or twice in a game before getting pulled for a reliever. At least on some level I was happy about the deal.

The first year with Hampton as a starter wasn’t so bad. It actually looked like the deal would work out. Hampton became the Rox first starting pitcher to make the All-Star game as he cruised into the break with a 9-5 record. Of course his bat was just as deadly at the time also.

Hampton's performance on the field had made Dealin' Dan look really good. Hampton had already had three games where he pitched into either the 8th or 9th and had not given up a run, including a masterful Opening Day shutout of the St.Louis Cardinals (8-0 win).

Then for some reason the wheels began to roll off the wagon. Maybe the reason had something to do with commitment. Maybe Hampton felt betrayed by the Rox organization as Dealin’ Dan went on a tirade and started trading players on the team in moves that made the players feel astonished and shocked.

Dealin’ Dan started with trade frenzy on June 24, 2001 by trading their starting catcher, Brent Mayne (Pictured Right) to Kansas City for prospects P Mac Suzuki and C Sal Fasano. I remember Hampton being upset with this trade because the second half of the pitcher-catcher battery had just been dealt away for nothing in mid-season the Rox were 37-38 a game below .500…so anything was still possible.

Other trades to go down the pipeline within the next month involved the departures of 2B Todd Walker, SS Neifi Perez, and SP Pedro Astacio for numerous prospects (Click here to read the Trade section of Dealin’ Dan’s legacy). Within a month the Rox lost their starting C, 2B, SS and a pitcher out of the rotation. The Rox would go 9-26 over that span leading up to the July 31 deadline. Did Hampton have some beef about management’s future direction of the club?

Probably.

A person can only speculate over someone else’s feeling about the matter. I can see where Hampton felt betrayed a little bit in this matter. He was brought in as a free agent for a lot of cash, but with the promise of winning by the Rox management. At the time the writing on the wall said that the Rox were going to spend money and compete. It looked good and sounded good, but by the half way point of the season, things seemed a little different.

Mayne was a very quiet and class act type of guy, so there wasn’t any real need to dump him. He wasn’t a super stud catcher, but Hampton and Mayne seemed to have developed a relationship. Then out of the blue he was gone to KC. The team was caught off guard by the trade just like the fans were. I think this is the starting point of Hampton’s downward spiral as a Rockie.

Hampton ended up dropping 4 straight decisions after the Mayne trade. You decide whether or not that trade effected him. Hampton was 9-3 with him, and 5-10 with out him. Hampton also had given up 31 HR's on the year, 24 of them came after the Mayne trade.

After being selected as an All-Star, Hampton’s performance slipped and he ended the year with a 14-13 record…which also means that he went 5-8 after the break. This below expectation performance continued into the 2002 season, his second year as a Rockie.

Hampton did not come out of the gates as great as he did the year before, and struggled many times throughout the season. Hampton started the year 0-3 and never came close to becoming a .500 pitcher. The looming shadow of high expectations from his lucrative contract hovered over him as the relationship with the team, fans and media quickly went down the tubes.

Hampton’s failures on the mound and huge contract had sparked great criticism by anyone giving an opinion on the matter. As a fan watching the game I could see that the pressure and failure had just “broke” Hampton to the point of no return. For lack of a better term…he just seemed to have given up. It was time for him and the Rox to part ways.

By mid summer of 2001, it was crystal clear that the Hampton Era was over. The Rox were in another rebuilding stage (for the umpteenth time) and they were well out of the playoff race. Hampton was nothing “stellar” himself and looked like he wanted out the door. It was just a matter of time before the two sides parted ways. During the two years of his tenure with the Rox, Hampton racked up these stats:



If getting royally screwed on Hampton’s contract wasn’t a bad enough, Dealin’ Dan went back for seconds by trying to trade him. Desperate to trade a huge mistake, Dealin’ Dan made probably an even bigger one trying to get rid of Hampton.

Twenty three months after making Hampton the highest paid pitcher in baseball history, Dealin’ Dan shipped Hampton along with CF Juan Pierre (3 yr/$6.6 million contract) and cash to the Florida Marlins for OF Preston Wilson, C Charles Johnson, P Vic Darensburg and 2B/OF Pablo Ozuna on November 16, 2002. Florida would turn around and deal him to the Braves for crap…a.k.a. salary dump.

On paper…four players for two doesn’t look so bad, but in reality it really sucked for the Rox. The details of the trade were just as devastating as signing Hampton in the first place. What the average fan probably didn’t know about the trade was how lopsided the financial aspect of the deal was.

First of all let me start by saying that Hampton’s contract was guaranteed, which means he gets ALL of the money no matter what happens. Cut him, trade him, hurt him…it doesn’t matter…Hampton gets the full $121 million.

As part of the trade, the Rox sent $6.5 million to the “cause” of paying Hampton’s contract over the next three years. Atlanta, Florida, and the Rox all chipped into the Hampton Lottery pot, each by paying a portion of his salary throughout the contract. The $6.5 million the Rox contributed went for the next three years of salary (see chart below). The Marlins also donated cash to a three year span and the Braves paid a portion (or full) amount for the remainder of the contract.



Whew! The deal is done. He’s gone! Not quite. When Hampton signed the deal, there was a player option for another year. In order to “buy out” that option, the Rox had to pay a $6 million buyout. When traded, the Rox terminated the option, so they had to pay the $6 million to Hampton.

Now we’re finally through with him!

Not yet.

When Hampton signed the deal, he had a signing bonus clause worked in. The Rox agree to pay him $21 million as a signing bonus, and an additional $1 million to the Hampton Foundation. The Hampton Foundation helps out children charities by making contributions. A well worth cause! The million had to be paid in full by 2005.

Part of the $21 million signing bonus…well a large part…as in $19 million…was deferred until the end of the contract with no interest. At the end of the contract a 3% compound interest would be added in. I don’t know whether the Rox paid that in 2008 (the original end) or 2009 (end with option buyout), but it was still a s#@! load of money to dish out this past year or two.

By the end of the day…Hampton was laughing his way to the bank and the Rox had coughed up $49 million to a pitcher that pitched two years with the club. Now that Hampton’s finally gone, there’s still a financial obligation that came to the Marlins players we received in return.

Two big players and contracts we received in return came from Johnson and Wilson. For the next three years the Rox would pay Wilson $28 million in his salary and $26 million to Johnson for his. Wilson saw the exit sign from Colorado via trade to the Washington Nationals on July 13, 2005.

Johnson was traded away on March 30, 2005 which left the Rox…well I’m sure you guessed it already…paying a large salary ($10 million) for another player not on the club. At least we got P Byung Hyun Kim in the deal! Note the sarcasm.

When all was said and done, the Rox probably saved themselves about $24 million in a deal horribly gone wrong. Unfortunately they lost a great young prospect in Pierre in the deal and a whole lot of upset fans. While Dealin’ Dan attempted to sign other players to “re-invent” the magic they lost with their CF’s departure, Pierre had established himself into a great player with other ball clubs. Pierre ended up being the successful one out of the deal. He is still currently playing and has supported a career .301 Ave. while playing in over 1370 games and swiping 452 SB’s during his career.

While Rox fans cringed every time we saw or heard about Pierre’s successes, it was kind of a sign of good karma to see Hampton sit on his butt while injured off and on for the next several years. Hampton missed two full seasons while being injured for Atlanta. Hampton did see some action on the field while pitching in 84 games and compiling a 35-24 record over six seasons of his contract.

Sure someone might say that we actually were the only ones to get anything out of him (62 games in two years vs. 84 games in six years), but it’s a relatively minor victory. The Rox lost millions in the deal and it’s hard to account for intangibles like players lost, fans lost and the organizational set back.

While his career might have been ruined the second he inked his name on the dotted line, I’m sure there aren’t too many tears in his beers after collecting $121 million over the last 8 years.

Big Contracts: 1

Dealin’ Dan: 0

Neagle’s $40 Investment

After the Hampton Era, many Rox fans may have felt like they’ve been betrayed. It was like paying $40 to a hooker for a BJ only to get arrested shortly afterwards. If you ever had that type of luck…you must be Denny Neagle.

Bad taste?

Too soon?


Probably. But I don’t care. Here’s the second tale of highway robbery by our other big $$$ signing that December of 2000. His name is Denny Neagle…others know him by:

Mr. I Can’t Pitch Past the 5th Inning

Or

Hello, Mr. DL

Or

CanUdo Directdeposit

Or

The $40 Neagle

Or

El Busto

As you can see…I’m not a big fan of Denny. Talk about screwing over a franchise hard…that’s Denny. Yeah, the Hampton deal really blew, but at least he won 2 Silver Slugger Awards and made the All-Star game.

If you can’t pitch…then hit. Hampton did that at times…and every once and a while he pitched decent. Neagle...not a chance. That double Jackson droppin’ mother f*cker really did it to our franchise. Andrew Jackson is the president on the twenty dollar bill by the way.

Several days before the Hampton signing, the Rox bit on Neagle’s bait and hook. Instead of struggling and trying to break free, the Rox calmly swallowed and let Neagle reel them in. Neagle had successfully inked a 5 year $51 million deal with the Rox.

Neagle was once a coveted pitching phenom in the Minnesota Twins organization in 1991. He was dealt to the Pittsburgh Pirates in a deal and would spend the next five seasons pitching for the Pirates. Neagle always demonstrated talent at times, but never had the consistency to call him an “ace”.

Neagle spent his time with the Pirates before getting dealt to the Atlanta Braves and spent the next three seasons in the Braves rotation behind soon to be Hall of Famers Greg Maddux, Tommy Glavine, and John Smoltz. As the Braves fourth starter, Neagle put up the numbers that made him a once promising pitcher by going 38-19.

Neagle parted ways with the Braves and signed with the Cincinnati Reds for one and half seasons going 17-9 in 38 starts. He was dealt to the New York Yankees in the summer of 2000. Neagle completed the 2000 season with the Yankees with a 7-7 record and a World Series ring.

Neagle had an impressive resume attached to his career but the Rox had failed to notice that he was in the twilight of his career. Neagle was already entering his 12 year with a 105-69 record. He had only hit double digit wins five times in his career and seemed to be slowing down as his ability to “eat up” innings was declining (1994-1999 Ave as starter 6.58 innings vs. last 3 years 6.08 innings). Not to mention the numerous injury problems Neagle had been encountering throughout his career.

With that entire mumbo-jumbo stat breakdown, the bottom line was that the Rox bit on a quickly aging high profile pitcher that needed to strike it rich before everyone realized he was done. And it worked for Neagle.

Neagle spent three years working himself back from injury off and on for the Rox while barely demonstrating his ability to work six innings of work. What the Rox paid for Neagle was nothing more than they had received from insert Starter ”X” here. Hampered with nagging shoulder and elbow injuries, Neagle was mediocre at best and showed very little promise on the Rox investment.



Now to be fair to Denny, just like Hampton, he “fell” apart after the Mayne trade. Neagle was 5-2 before the trade and then as the team trade off players and Hampton lost interest, so did Neagle falling to 4-6 for the remainder of the season.

I know these guys are “professional” and are supposed to go about their business no matter what, but it seems like the Mayne trade was the catalyst that sparked a downward turn for the two high priced free agent pitchers.

While Hampton was Superman with the bat, Neagle was just okay. Neagle ended up hitting a .205 Ave. with 2 HR’s and 10 RBI’s for the Rox. Nowhere near a Silver Slugger Award though.

On July 20, 2003, Neagle pitched his last game before falling on the DL for the last time in his career. Neagle’s $7 to $10 million a year salary produced 19 wins in 72 games over a three year span for the Rox. Neagle also ended up missing the 2004 season with his injury that required Tommy John Surgery.

Neagle spent the offseason balancing his checkbook and getting arrested for the first time in October of 2003. Neagle had a little bit too much to drink and ended up driving his Hummer into another person’s car. Neagle was arrested for DUI.

On December 3, 2004, Neagle was arrested for the second time by Denver PD for “allegedly” soliciting sex from a prostitute for $40. Once again a hummer was the weapon that got Neagle in trouble. Neagle was pulled over for speeding and the officer found him with a special “minty” smell of alcohol on his breath and his pants undone.

A lady admitted to performing oral sex on him for $40. Neagle then admitted that he was in the area looking for sex (according to the Rocky Mt. News). Here’s a picture of the lady…I think. I found it on the internet and was used by several sites identifying her as the lady. I’m not positive if that’s the chick, but if it is…damn…that’s F-UGLY!

The Rox quickly used this incident to terminate his player contract by citing some terms of “neglect to conform his personal conduct to the standards of good citizenship…”. It was a move that would save the Rox $19 million ($10 million salary in 2005, $9 million “Buy Out” option in 2006).

Neagle sued the Rox and just like any other time…the Rox were wrong in the contract termination and ended up settling a record severance deal with Neagle for $16 million. Once again the Rox came out on top with saving $3 million from its original deal.

If we break it down…Neagle received $48 million for 72 games and 19 wins, which translates into $666,666.67 per game…wow…a lot of 6’s…IT’S THE DEVIL’S NUMBER!...or $2,526,315.79 per win. Simply…it was a bad deal.

Hampton ended up receiving $49 million from the Rox for 62 games and 21 wins, which translates into $790,322.58 per game or $2,333,333.33 per win. At least the Hampton Foundation got a million out of it. Hoorah for the kids!

Two players…$97 million spent…134 games…40 wins…1 All-Star…2 Silver Slugger Awards…$40 spent on a blow job…and a lot of fan frustration.

Big Contracts: 2

Dealin’ Dan: 0

Monday, July 20, 2009

Dan O'Dowd: The Story So Far...

In the Rockies we have come to known him as Dealin' Dan. To others, he is simply known as Dan O'Dowd, general manager of the Colorado Rockies. Rox fans know him as Dealin' Dan because of the Trade Storm he has demonstrated since his arrival as GM.

Right off the bat, Dealin' Dan was talking on the phones around baseball sending players left and right to other teams around the league. As the trades went through, the shape of the Colorado Rockies altered to his new vision of them.

Dealin' Dan was hired on September 20, 1999 as GM of the Rox. He was left to pick up the pieces and shambles of an organization left in trouble by his predacessor, Bob Gebhardt.

Now the Rox and fans are 10 years into his tenure...so what's the verdict? Well I've done some post-college homework and have put together an 8 part series over key movements throughout Dealin' Dan's career. Take a honest look into his moves and then decide whether or not he's been successful.

8 Part Series
1. The Hampton-Neagle Era
2. The Destruction of the Blake St. Bombers
3. Trade Winds (Wheelin' & Dealin' Dan at his best)
4. Bargin Bins (Free Agent Plug-ins)
5. Christmas in the Rockies (Payroll spending)
6. The Draft (Drafting & Minor League System)
7. Rocktober (Our year of success)
8. Grading the Dealer

Statistics, Salaries and other research for my findings are largely based on two baseball websites:

www.baseball-reference.com

&

www.thebaseballcube.com

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Thanks for the Memories Sakic!


He's just not an average Joe...

It’s a sad day for Colorado Avalanche fans. Today marks the retirement of the franchise’s greatest player, Joe Sakic. After a 20 year career, Sakic officially called it quits. Sakic spent his entire career with one franchise...the Quebec Nordique (7 Seasons)/Colorado Avalanche (13 Seasons)franchise.

Super Joe as we’ve come to known him, broke into the league on Oct. 6, 1988 with the Quebec Nordiques (the franchise which is now the Av’s after its move in July of 1995). Super Joe recorded his first NHL point that night against the Hartford Whalers (now the Carolina Hurricanes) and tallied his first goal two nights later against the New Jersey Devils (a franchise which was formerly the Colorado Rockies).

In 1992 he earned the right to be the team’s captain and has worn the “C” on his uniform ever since (16 seasons). He has been a classic example of a true professional in the game of hockey and a role model for all. If there was an image for being a hero, then Super Joe would be front and center.

Where Super Joe ranks among the NHL's elites, that's up for debate. Personally I think he's one of the All-Time greats...probably somewhere within the Top 20. He certainly has the statistics behind him, but he led a glamorless career which hurts him in popularity.

My fondest memories of Super Joe dates back to the first year the Avs arrived in Denver (1995-1996 season). My father and I had split tickets for a 10 game season ticket package for the Avs. Later on my father took on the bulk of the costs for full season tickets for the next nine seasons.

The Avs were just starting their magical playoff run against first round opponent the Vancouver Canucks. I had purchased playoff tickets for Game 5 while at the stadium's box office during the "Nick Van Exel pushing the referee" Lakers vs. Nuggets game a few weeks earlier. My two other friends, The Shark and The Tool accompanied me to the game.

Our seats were in the nosebleed section of McNichols Sports Arena (Big Mac for those local folks), and we were just one row from the top directly behind the goal. We also sat one row behind a bunch of thirty some year old chicks that weren't even paying attention to the game and were happily trying to reinvent their youth through the blaring of bad 80's songs played on Big Mac's P.A. system. Needless to say they became our entertainment for the game as we secretly made fun of them.

The series had been going back and forth and was currently tied at 2-2 in a best of seven format. The Canucks were a fairly even match-up for the Avs as they pestered us over the series. They even "called out" our defense by saying they were a bunch of soft marshmallow players. This became known as the Marshmallow Defense.

The Avs were in control of most of the game until they got screwed by the officials with some bad calling (not hometown biased here) which lead to a major penalty and two powerplay goals by the Canucks to take the lead. The Avs fought back with the help of Super Joe.

Super Joe scored two goals in regulation including the game tying goal towards the end of the third. In the overtime of the game Super Joe ripped off a lightning shot from the top of the face-off circle to win the game for the Avs. It completed a hat trick for Super Joe and seemed to jump start the team for their Stanley Cup run.

I know Super Joe has given fans many memories over the years, but that playoff game in our first season sticks out in my mind as my favorite. Mostly because I was there at the game, but also because it seemed to spark the Cup run.

Once again...thanks for the memories Super Joe!

Statistics:
1378 Games Played
625 Goals (14th All Time)
1016 Assists (11th All Time)
1641 Points (8th All Time)
+ 30 Career +/-

Stanley Cups:
1996 (MVP)
2001

Honors:
1996 Conn Smythe Trophy Winner (MVP of Playoffs)
2001 Hart Trophy Winner (MVP)
2001 Lester B. Pearson Trophy Winner (MVP voted by players)
2001 Lady Byng Trophy Winner (Player w/ best sportsmanship)
2002 Olympic Gold Winner (Team Canada)
2002 Olympic Tournament MVP

All-Star Games:
13 Time All-Star
2001 1st Team All-Star
2002 1st Team All-Star
2004 1st Team All-Star
16 Assists (1st All Time)
22 Points (3rd All Time)
2004 All-Star Game MVP

* The home opener of the Avs 2009-2010 season will feature Super Joe's #19 Jersey being retired in the Pepsi Center's rafters. *

Friday, July 3, 2009

Rockies (5) D-backs (0)

July 3, 2009 Fireworks Show!

A 4th of July baseball home stand series! We all know what that means…FIREWORKS! Despite the freakish rainstorm that hit the front range area about an hour before the scheduled first pitch, my friends and I were able to see the spectacular fireworks display after the Colorado Rockies-Arizona Diamondbacks baseball game. Also it was a chance to stick it to my father.

My parents had moved down to ‘Zona about two years ago and since then has traded in all of their Colorado sports team loyalty for the teams of the Valley Sun. Hell, by the fall of that year, they were hard core D-back fans rooting against the Rox in the NLCS. They weren’t even down there for ten months and they had already swept the Rox underneath the carpet.

It was like…“What the hell?” Our family has been Rox fans since the day we got the franchise in 93’. We had been partial season ticket holders through the 98’ season (and picked up some more for a couple year stint between 02-05) and have made every home opening day in its history…a feat only I hold now in the family. Opening Days in ‘Zona don’t count dad!

Bottom line is that my parents had become “Sell-outs” when it came to the Rox, and every time the two teams battle each other the phone battles begin. I just need to add that I really loved visiting ‘Zona in October of 07’ as the Rox finished their SWEEP of the D-backs in the NLCS. Traitors. Go Rox!

The drive down to the Mile High City took a little bit longer than usual due to a terrible car accident which had the interstate backed up for miles and the buckets of rain that poured down on the state shortly afterwards. The ride was actually really painful as we approached Denver. My friend Bookie and I were listening to the local AM radio station for the pre-game broadcast, but tuned in about twenty minutes before the start of the broadcast. In the mean time we were treated to a excruciating gap of news radio in between.

News had been slow all day, and the only thing to report was the current rainstorm that had swept into the metro area. Both radio D.J.’s were in the last leg of their work week as they were preparing just like everyone else to dive into their 4th of July weekend plans. With nothing to report and anxious to get the hell out of work, the radio station fielded live callers for the majority of that gap in between programs. It ended up to be a weather report from every angle of the city.

DJ: “Hey, let’s take another caller. It’s Bob from Thorton…”

Bob: “Hi guys. I’m in Thorton and it’s raining like cats and dogs here.”

DJ: “Ha ha ha. That’s great. Here’s another call. Now we have Jeff from Parker on the air…”

Jeff: “Oh my God! It’s the worst rainstorm in Colorado history! I can’t see across the street visibility is so bad!”

Yes…people panic when it comes to weather. Now repeat those 20-30 seconds caller updates for the next 15-20 minutes and you have the afternoon’s radio entertainment for the ride to the stadium. It was just ear wrenching how dumb people sound when it comes to the weather. I just love how people over exaggerate the weather.

“It’s the worst storm ever! The world is ending!”

For cryin’ out loud…it’s just rain. We’ve had rain since the beginning of time and we’ll have it ‘til the end. Big deal people…get over it.

The rain storm did do one good thing…delayed the game’s start time by a half hour or so. It actually allowed us to get there in plenty of time despite the longer than usual drive in. Normally it takes me (and my lead foot) to get from my house to the stadium about 45 minutes to an hour. On this day, factoring in the accident, weather, and all the fans that attend Rockies’ fireworks games (or opening day, play-off or any other “hot” game that gets the mob flowing to the stadium) the drive took almost an hour and a half.

Bookie and I finally get there and meet up with our other friend, The Tool, and his family. We spot out Tool in the crowd while waiting for a courtesy shuttle to the stadium (because we ended up parking in the main lot like ten miles away). Tool had brought his lovely wife and two little cute energetic kids. The second the kids saw us their eyes widened and lit up with joy as if they’ve gotten a new toy to play with. And Bookie and I was the new toy…the human jungle gym. Of course they were the first ones to come greet us with arms wide open.

We enter the stadium with the hopes of getting a little American flag, a promotion in which the Rockies advertised…Everyone attending gets a flag. Except for the gate we entered which was one of the main gates leading into the place. There was no flag to be found, except on other fans walking around. Oh well, it’s just another example of our cheap organization.

After battling the rainstorms on the way down, we found ourselves sitting in the upper right field corner section battling the sun on an otherwise beautiful Colorado evening. We sat in the row right below the famous purple “Mile High” row (row indicating a mile above sea level) and right above a three row section of a bunch of little kids and moms.

I only saw one dude there who could have been a dad everyone else was a kid or a chick. It was like a big picnic at the ball game. The moms were prepared too. They had Twizzlers, Rolo’s, little snack sandwiches, blow pops, popcorn and even little neon glow sticks (which they were kind enough to give one each to Tool’s kids).

Wow. I didn’t think that half of the crap they brought into the game was kosher with stadium rules. But I guess when you have a dozen to twenty little kids you have to cut corners to save money. With stadium prices, it probably would have been a month’s salary to feed all those little suckers.

By the time I was done settling down, and entertaining the little kids it was the bottom of the sixth inning. Holy crap the game was moving pretty fast (ended up being a 2 hr 24 min game) and the Rox were in complete control.

Both teams continued baseball’s new recent tradition of special 4th of July Stars and Stripes ball caps. This year’s edition was red with the team’s logo filled with blue and white stripes. I went down with Bookie to the gift shop so he could pick one up. And let me tell you, they’re not cheap! ($37 each) But we got kind of a deal as we waiting in line at the gift shop. Bookie and I were joking with some other fan, who was a big bald dude who looked like he could have been our father.

Apparently the gift shop clerk thought so too because he offered us the “special” if we bought all our stuff together. The special was: Blow $74 bucks and receive a FREE Stars and Stripes beach towel. Wow. That’s the MAN (evil corporations of the world) giving us a hell of a deal. Spend nearly a hundred dollars and we’ll throw in a five dollar towel. Wha hoo!

The big bald dude behind us was like, “Okay, you guys can have the towel. I don’t care.” He bought a cap too and threw everything down on his plastic card and Bookie gave him the cash and got the towel in return. For once…we stuck it to the MAN!

After a 5-0 blanking of the D-backs by the Rox, we waited about a half hour so the fans seated in left and center field could be escorted out on the field to watch the fireworks show which was sponsored by Lockheed Martin. By the way, there’s a Lockheed Martin branch in my parent’s hometown in ‘Zona. LMartin does cool stuff like working with NASA, other aviation companies and misc. government contracts.

The firework show was awesome as it lasted around fifteen to twenty minutes. The fireworks were big and colorful (as usual) and I think there was a new type as a couple of them featured an effect that looked like a buzzing swarm of fireflies after exploding. The Grand Finale was big as they launched a whole sh*t load of fireworks off at the same time. I haven’t seen that many fired off like that in years.

As for the game itself, it was really no contest. Man…the D-backs suck! They had previously dropped like 10 out of their last 12 ballgames (or 11 of 13…doesn’t really matter) and looked like a team that had just flat out QUIT on the season. There was no life in the team what so ever…and they played like it. Instead of the Diamondbacks they should rename themselves the Deadbacks.

The D-backs had almost just as many errors as they did hits in the game (3 to 4). One of the errors allowed Rockies CF Dexter Fowler to complete a little league inside the park HR after doubling and advancing all the way to home after a bad throw that landed into the right field foul territory. The RF B.J. Upton had fallen asleep on the play and never bothered backing up the throw and just watched the errant throw sail pass the whole right side of the infield and into the outfield.

The D-backs starting pitcher and one of their young phenom’s Max Scherzer pitched pretty well in the game (at least well enough to give the team a chance to compete) but the rest of the team just sucked. The defense was poor…outside of The Midget…Bookie’s favorite D-back…throwing out Brad Hawpe on a tough ground ball through the SS and 3B hole. But 3 errors! That’s just bad. All of the errors were costly as they kept innings alive or allowed runners to score. CF Chris Young dropped an easy routine fly ball/pop up.

For their entire bad defense, the offense wasn’t much better. I think all of their hits came in just two innings. I never…I mean NEVER…felt that the Rox were in danger of losing the game. I became remotely worried after they were retired 1-2-3 in the bottom of the first, but that was it.

Rockies SP Jorge De La Rosa looked like a Hall of Famer as he induced ground ball after ground ball. Jorge’s the Rox’s fifth starter in the rotation and has the tendency to be a little…wild, but tonight he just baffled the lifeless D-back hitters. As a Rox fan…it was great!

Outside of watching the Rox capitalize on all the bad defensive plays the highlight of the game came in the bottom of the second inning. Tool’s youngest son’s favorite player is Ian Stewart (3B for the Rox) because his name is Ian. So naturally Stewart became the kid’s favorite Rockie. I kept telling him that they named the thirdbase men after him. Anyways…Stewart came up in the second inning and smashed a homerun to right-centerfield. Mini-Ian was ecstatic about the HR. I doubt if he’ll really remember the shot down the road, but it certainly gave him a spark that night.

For me…I was a little disappointed because I was getting greedy with the game. I have two Rockies on my fantasy baseball team, Hawpe and SS Troy “Tulo” Tulowitzki. Hawpe was robbed of a base hit by The Midget and hit a towering shot to deep right-center only to have it snagged out at the wall. Hawpe finished 0-4. Bummer. Tulo had a big RBI double in the game and finished 2-4. Combined they were 2-8 at the plate something that didn’t get me too excited, but oh well the Rox beat the D-backs. Not just beat them…shut them out…5-0. Season total against each other so far:

Rox: 4 wins

D-Backs: 3 wins

I think it’s time to call ‘Zona and give my father a little crap.

Player Stats:
D.Fowler CF 1-4 2B/Run/RBI
C.Barmes 2B 0-4
T.Helton 1B 1-3 2B/Run
B.Hawpe RF 0-4
T.Tulowitzki SS 2-4 2B/Run/RBI
I.Stewart 3B 1-4 Solo HR, SB
C.Iannetta C 2-2 SF/Run
C.Gonzalez LF 0-3
J.De La Rosa P 8IP 4H 4 BB 6K (W 5-7)